Hope you enjoy these. All from my daily devotion book.

1. Some people are so indecisive, their favorite color is plaid.
2. Before passing judgment on a sermon, be sure to try it out in practice.
3. Kindness is a language the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
4. Lord, make my words kind, because tomorrow I may have to eat them.
5. Those who deserve love the least are the ones who need it the most.
6. The brook would lose its song if the rocks were removed.
7. Love is not just sentiment; it is service.
8. When you pray, make sure your will is in neutral so God can shift it.
9. Service is a gift of love to people given in gratitude for God’s gift of love for you.
10. Man sees your actions, but God sees your motives.