In my reading I love to collect those one or two sentence phrases that make me laugh or make me think. Here are a few I hope you enjoy.
- Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society…Mark Twain
- Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain he is not the man she married?…Barbra Streisand
- The trouble with “A place for everything and everything in its place” is that there is always more everything than places…Elayne Bundy
- The reason they are called the opposite sex is every time you think you have fooled your wife, It’s just the opposite…Walter Winchell
- Before we work on artifical intelligence, why don’t we do something about natural stupidity?…Steve Polyak
- Three wise men – are you serious?…Author unknown
- You can learn much from children. How much patience you have, for instance…Franklin P. Jones
- Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself…Tom Wilson
- If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?…Unknown
- I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life…Rita Rudner
Lots of good ones listed. 😁
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Those are all terrific, Barb. 😆
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Thanks!
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Wisdom and laughter DO come together sometimes! Thank you for this collection of humor, Barb(?). Though hard to choose, #5 inches to the front as my favorite. P.S. I read on your About Me page that your husband was a pastor and you’re now retired. That’s part of our/my story too!
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Thanks for stopping by. I would love to hear more of your story too. I have a few blogs about our experiences as pastors that hopefully you would find interesting.
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There is an extreme lack of humor in the world today. Thank you for digging some up for us.
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You are welcome!
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I love numbers 5 and 8. These nuggets of wisdom or funny but so true. Thanks for sharing. 🙂
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Glad you enjoyed them.
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