Another list for Wisdom or Laughter

In my reading I love to collect those one or two sentence phrases that make me laugh or make me think. Here are a few I hope you enjoy.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society…Mark Twain
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain he is not the man she married?…Barbra Streisand
The trouble with “A place for everything and everything in its place” is that there is always more everything than places…Elayne Bundy
The reason they are called the opposite sex is every time you think you have fooled your wife, It’s just the opposite…Walter Winchell
Before we work on artifical intelligence, why don’t we do something about natural stupidity?…Steve Polyak
Three wise men – are you serious?…Author unknown
You can learn much from children. How much patience you have, for instance…Franklin P. Jones
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself…Tom Wilson
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?…Unknown
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life…Rita Rudner

9 thoughts on “Another list for Wisdom or Laughter”

Lots of good ones listed. 😁

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Those are all terrific, Barb. 😆

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Grandma's Ramblings on April 29, 2022 at 9:24 pm said:

Thanks!

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Wisdom and laughter DO come together sometimes! Thank you for this collection of humor, Barb(?). Though hard to choose, #5 inches to the front as my favorite. P.S. I read on your About Me page that your husband was a pastor and you’re now retired. That’s part of our/my story too!

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Grandma's Ramblings on April 29, 2022 at 9:26 pm said:

Thanks for stopping by. I would love to hear more of your story too. I have a few blogs about our experiences as pastors that hopefully you would find interesting.

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